#this is why i've started consistently using the handrails on stairs

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I love walking around by myself thinking about how I have excellent posture and a purposeful stride and a dead eyed & disdainful gaze and it's clear from my demeanor that I have nothing but contempt for mankind and my coat & gloves are sexy & alluring and the way I hold my purse is the height of pretentious faggotry &c &c and then I slip on a metal grate and bruise my ass and have to kill everyone around me to prevent the word from spreading.